For Sale!!!

1984 model, Indian (the brown people in Asia) male, raised a Christian (believed to have descended from the “original” first batch of converts by Saint Thomas himself, documentation will be provided on request) but can take up any religion on demand even atheism and agnosticism.

30 years, 5’10”, 80 kgs, fair (on the scale set by the boy’s lovely grandmother), athletic (means not fat but a bit pudgy around the edges), with passable looks and receding hairline.

Is known to provide intelligent conversations when required and can make people actually laugh. He has a penchant for fine food and dislikes Modi with a passion (reversing that would require a very large additional fee). You can use him as your unsellable daughter’s husband or as a person to look down upon people or ask him to run your company (No guarantees on performance) or as an ornament for your lovely home.

We are selling him at a discount owing to his age and general failure to be successful (i.e. he is not in America).

We are taking bids starting at Rs.30,00,000. Maintenance cost per month Rs 40,000+DA+ TA+ Medical (dental included) + reimbursement of incidental expenses (like gifts for aforementioned wife)

Photographs of this fine property can be made available on request.